Couple That Had Been Married For 20 Years

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they ma_de love the husband

always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit So one night, while they were in the middle

of a wild, screaming, rom_antic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down…. and saw her

husband was holding a battery-operated pleas_ure device… a vibr_ator! Soft, wonderful and larger

than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impo***t bas_tard,' She screamed at him, 'How

could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!' The husband looks her

straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.'