Redneck Gets Married

A redneck gets married and on his wedding night finds his bride in the sex***t piece of ling***e

he’s ever laid eyes on. She looks at him and says “I want you to know that you’ll be my first

and only man.” The redneck quickly re-dresses and angrily grabs his wife and throws her in the

truck and drops her off at her parent's home. A few minutes later his father calls and asks what’s

the matter to which the redneck replied. ” If she ain’t good enough for her own family she

ain’t good enough for mine!”