A Blonde With Her Blouse Open

A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a

block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman’s right bre**t is

hanging out.” As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her bre**t is hanging out. When he gets

face to face with her he says, “Ma’am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?”

She says, “Why, officer?” “Well, your bre**t is hanging out.” She looks down and says

“OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!”