Complete Check Up

Randy was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At

11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At

2:00PM, they again tried to serve him some soup, which he

refused. Again, at 5:00PM and 7:00PM, they tried, and both

times Randy turned down the soup, so they gave up. In

preparation for the next day’s test, they entered his room

at 3:00AM, 4:30AM, and 6:00AM and gave him an enema each

time. When Randy got home from the hospital after the tests,

he told his wife, “Whatever you do, if you go to that

hospital and they try to serve you soup, take it! If you

refuse it, they sneak in while you’re asleep and shove it

up your a**!