She Found Her Daughter Without Clothes

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s

bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter without clothes on the bed with a vibrator.

“What are you doing?” She exclaimed. The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home

with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband.” Later that week, the father

was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he

found his daughter without clothes on a sofa with her vibrator. “What are you doing?” He

exclaimed. The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is

the closest I’ll ever get to a husband.” A couple of days later the mother heard the humming

sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching

television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. “What are you doing?” She asked. He

replied, “Watching the game with my son-in-law.