Unexpectedly, An Artist’s Wife Started Having S*x With Him Every Day

Unexpectedly, an artist’s wife started having s*x with him

every day. Though quite unusual, he didn’t question his

luck, deciding to just enjoy the ride. One day, his wife

approached him. “Honey? Can you sketch a picture for

me?” “Of course!” he replied. “What should I

draw?” “What you think our baby will look like. “He

stared back at her, eyes wide. Then, sighing heavily, he

grabbed a pencil and pad, quickly sketched out a picture,

and pushed it toward her. “What the hell is this?” she

laughed, surveying the page. It was just a stick figure

firing a gun at another stick figure, smiling, with no

wounds showing on his stick body. “I asked you to imagine

what our baby would look like!” she repeated. “And I got

a vase***my five years ago,” he said. “So I drew a

blank.”