An Australian Guy With A Crocodile

An Australian guy walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm.

He asks the bartender if he will give him free drinks if he shows

he can put his t**l inside the crocs mouth for 15 seconds without it getting bit off.

The bartender agrees. The guy opens the crocs mouth and puts his t**l inside it.

The croc gently closes his mouth and after 15 seconds the Australian hits him over the head with a bottle,

causing the croc to open his mouth and let the guy withdraw his man***d.

The bartender starts serving the free drinks to the Australian and then tells everyone in the bar, “If anyone else can do that then I will give them free drinks also”.

There is a pause and then a blonde woman calls out “ok,

I will do it but please don’t hit me so hard over my head with the bottle”.