A Farmer Buys A Young Rooster

A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he gets it home, the rooster fu**s all the farmer’s 150

hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the rooster screws all 150 hens again. The next day, the

rooster fu**s the ducks and the geese. Sadly, later that day, the farmer finds the rooster laying on

the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead. The farmer says, “you deserve it, you ho**y

bas***d.” The rooster opens one eye and says “Shhhh, they’re about to land!”