A Dirty Boy

Two bachelors are talking and their conversation

drifts from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook last

Christmas,” says the first, “but I was never able to do

anything with it.” “Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?”

asks the second. “You said it Every one of the recipes

began the same way, ‘Take a clean dish and …” Bonus

Joke: Brave Pig A farmer was in the pub bragging about his

pig. “That animal saved my life twice,” he said “Once

I fell into the river and he jumped in and dragged me to the

bank Another time my house caught on fire and he ran in and

saved me, the wife and kids.” The farmer passes around a

picture of the miraculous animal One of the guys notices the

pig is missing a leg. “Which accident did the pig lose its

leg in?” he asks. “Neither An animal like that you

don’t eat all at once!”