Cabbie Speeding Through The Streets

The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding

through the streets We came up on a yellow light and instead

of slowing down, he sped up and shot through the

intersection. I asked, “Hey, should you slow down a

bit?” “Don’t worry about it All of my buddies drive

this way.” We came up on a red light and again he sped

through the intersection. I’m seriously concerned for my

life now, “Would you please drive more carefully.”

“Don’t worry about it All of my buddies drive this way

and we have been fine.” Then we came up on a green light

and the cabbie screeched to a dead stop. I got curious,

“Why are you stopped at a green light?” “Oh, I gotta

be careful ’cause one of my buddies could be driving on

the other street.”