Cop On Horse Says To Little Girl
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get
you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well
tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and
fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says,
“Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you
that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!”
“Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa
that the tool goes under the horse, not on top of it!”