Honey It’s Me

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a

cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free

speaker function and begins to talk…. MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN:

“Yes.” WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful

leather coat. It’s $1,000. Can I buy it?” MAN: “OK, go

ahead if you like it that much.” WOMAN: I also stopped by

the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I

really liked.” MAN: How much?” WOMAN: $60,000. MAN:

“For that price I want it with all the options.” WOMAN:

“Great! One more thing. … The house we wanted last year

is back on the market. They’re only asking $450,000.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer

$420,000.” WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love

you!” MAN: “Bye, I love you too.” The man hangs up.

The other men are looking at him in astonishment Then he

asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”