An Elderly Man In A Bar Had A Couple Of Beers

An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the

bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t

you remember?” said the customer. “Okay,” said the

bartender. “If you say you paid, you did. The elderly man

then went outside and told a friend that the bartender

couldn’t keep track of his customers’ bills. The second

man then rushed in and ordered a beer. When it came time to

pay he pulled the same stunt. The barkeep replied, “If you

say you paid, I’ll take your word for it.” Soon the

customer went into the street, saw an old friend, and told

him how to get free drinks. The elderly man hurried into the

bar and began to drink high balls when, suddenly, the

bartender leaned over and said, “You know, a funny thing

happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer,

neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy

who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose.”

“Don’t bother me with your troubles,” the final patron

responded. “Just give me my change and I’ll be on my

way.”