Where Did I Come From?

“Dad, where did I come from?” asks this 10-years-old.

The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a

question like that. He was hoping to wait a few more years

before he would have to explain the facts of life, but he

figured it was better a few years early than a few days too

late, so, for the next two hours he explained every thing to

his son. When he got finished, he asked his son what

prompted his question to which his son replied: “I was

talking to the new kid across the street and he said he came

from Ohio, so I was just wondering where I came from.”