Johnny Hears The Word Whorehouse

A little Johnny hears the word whorehouse in school and asks

his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and

replies, “Well, uh… you go there to…have a good

time.” The little Johnny starts screaming and hollering

that he wants to go there too, but his father insists that

he’s too young. Saturday night his dad and a few friends

go to “Suzie’s” to “have a good time”, not knowing

the little Johnny is following them. After his father

leaves, the little Johnny enters the whorehouse and tells

the madame that he wants to have a good time. She’s a bit

puzzled at first, but being a kind-hearted lady she gives

him three doughnuts and tells him to leave. Later that night

he comes home, his parents all worried. His father

approaches him first and asks him where he’s been. “IN A

WHOREHOUSE!” he screams proudly. “WHAT? Well…uh…how

was it?” “I managed the first two without any problem,

but I just licked the last.”