The Art Collectors Wife

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector

called and asked to speak to his client. “Saul, I have

some good news and I have some bad news.” The art

collector replied, “You know, I’ve had an awful day,

Jack, so let’s hear the good news first.” The lawyer

said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed

me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice

pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15

and $20 million … and I think she could be right.” Saul

replied enthusiastically, “Holy cow! Well done! My wife is

a brilliant business woman, isn’t she? You’ve just made

my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is

it?” The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you and

your secretary.