A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop

The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to

steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks

twice. “Anything else?” The dog points to some pork

chops and barks four times. So the butcher wraps up a

two-pound steak and four pork chops, and places the bag in

the dog’s mouth. He then takes money from a purse tied

around the dog’s neck, and sees him out. A customer, who

has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house

several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let

in. As the owner appears at the door, the customer says,

“What a remarkable dog!” “Remarkable?” snorts the

owner. “This is the second time this week he’s forgotten

his keys.”