Thanksgiving Meal

A young woman goes to her boyfriend’s parent’s house for

Thanksgiving dinner. This is to be her first time meeting

his family, and she is very nervous. They all sit down and

begin eating a fine Thanksgiving meal. The young lass is

beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her

nervousness and the beans. The gas pains are almost making

her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to

relieve herself a bit, and lets out a dainty fart. It

wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed… Her

boyfriend’s father looked over at the family dog that had

been snoozing at the young woman’s feet and said in a

rather stern voice, “Charlie!” The young woman thought

to herself, “This is great!” and a big smile came across

her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to

feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate.

She let a much louder and longer one squeal. The father

again looked at the dog and growled, “Get out from under

the table!” Once again the young lady smiled and thought,

“Yes!” A few minutes later our petite heroine had to let

another one free. She let go a blast that rivaled a train

whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog

with disgust, and yelled, “Move Charlie before she shats

on you!”