The Husband Comes Home With A Scratch On His Chest

The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch

on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens

the door seeing the cat asleep on the couch, gives him a

tremendous kick. The cat “screams” a loud meow and runs

out the door. The wife comes in the living room and asks

what happened and he angrily replied: “This cat seems

crazy, I was walking in and, just like that, he jumped on me

and scratched me in the chest.” “Look at that hell of a

scratch!” The woman replied: You did very well, today this

fool has bitten my a***s and gave me one hell of a hickey on

my neck.