When I Was 13 I Hoped That One Day

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a

girlfriend with big t**s. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend

with big t**s, but there was no passion, so I decided I

needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I

dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.

Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried

all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a

girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable

girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and

never got excited about anything. Life became Life became so

dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t

keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another,

never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and

made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun

initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I

decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I

turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet

planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so

ambitious that she divo***d me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with

big t**s