Fanny Green

A man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church.

‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since

my last confession. I had s*x with Fanny Green twice last

month.’ The priest told the sinner, ‘You are forgiven.

Go out and say three Hail Mary’s.’ Soon thereafter,

another man entered the confessional. ‘Father, it has been

two months since my last confession. I’ve had s*x with

Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.’ This

time, the priest questioned, ‘Who is this Fanny Green?’

‘A new woman in the neighborhood,’ the sinner replied.

‘Very well,’ sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail

Mary’s. At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared

to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead

gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of

every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed

up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her

dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny

emerald-green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasped as

the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat

with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to

realize she wasn’t wearing any unde***ar. The priest

turned to the altar boy and whispered, ‘Is that Fanny

Green?’ The bug-eyed altar boy couldn’t believe his ears

but managed to calmly reply, ‘No Father, I think it’s

just a reflection from her shoes’.