Three Girlfriends

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not

know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one

$5000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went

out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new

clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and

tells the man, “I spent the money so I could look pretty

for you because I love you so much.” The second one went

out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television,

and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, “I bought

these gifts for you with the money because I love you so

much.” The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the

stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to

the man and reinvests the rest. She says, “I am investing

the rest of the money for our future because I love you so

much.” The man thought long and hard about how each of the

women spent the money. Finally, being the mere man he was,

he decided to marry the one with the biggest cleavage.