All The Organs Of The Body Were Having A Meeting

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to

decide who was the one in charge…… “I should be in

charge,” said the brain , “Because I run all the

body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,” said the blood , “Because I

circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d waste

away.” “I should be in charge,” said the stomach,”

Because I process food and give all of you energy.” “I

should be in charge,” said the legs, “because I carry

the body wherever it needs to go.” “I should be in

charge,” said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see

where it goes.” “I should be in charge,” said the

rectum, “Because Im responsible for waste removal.” All

the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him,

so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the

brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the

legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was

toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss

The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the

work…. The a*s hole is usually in charge