The Foreman On A Large Worksite Noticed A New Labourer

The foreman on a large worksite noticed a new labourer one day and barked at him: “What’s your

name?” “John.” The new bloke replied. The Forman scowled. “Look, I don’t know what kind of

wishy-washy worksite you were on before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It’s weak

and wastes time. I call my employees by their last name only Smith, Jones, Baker, that’s all. If I

want a job done, I yell, Baker, get this or Jones, do that. Now that we have that straight, what’s

your last name?” The new bloke sighed. “Darling. My name is John Darling.” The foreman paused

briefly for a couple of seconds, then said quietly… “Ok John, the first thing I want you to do

is…..!”