Old Man Loses His S*x Drive

An elderly wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat

her husband’s lack of s*x drive. “Have you tried Via**a?” the doctor asked. “Not a

chance,” the old lady replied, “he doesn’t even take aspirin.” “Not a problem,” the

doctor replied, “just give him some Montana Via**a.” “What’s Montana Via**a?” “It’s

simple.  You discretely put the Via**a into his coffee when he’s not looking.  He won’t be

able to taste it.  Try it out and get back to me in a week and tell me about the results.” A week

later, the old lady called the doctor. “Oh my lord!” she wailed, “Terrible! Just terrible.”

“Really? What happened?” the doctor replied. “I did as you told me, I put the pill into the

coffee, and the effect was immediate… he flew up from the chair, and his eyes were positively

smoldering.  With a quick motion he swept all the cups and the tablecloth from the table, ripped my

clothes off and took me then and there on the table.  It was a nightmare I tell you, a

nightmare.” “Oh, I see, but why was it so bad, shouldn’t this be a good thing?” the doctor

asked in a worried tone. “Oh yes, this was the best thing to happen to me in 25 years!  But I can

tell you right now, I will never be able to show my face in the downtown Starbucks again!”