Guys Go Fishing After An Hour

Four married guys go fishing After an hour, the

following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no

idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this

weekend I had to promise my wife that I will paint every

room in the house next weekend.” Second guy: “That’s

nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a

new deck for the pool.” Third guy: “Man, you both have

it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the

kitchen for her.” They continue to fish when they realized

that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him

“You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to

be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”

Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am When it went

off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said,

“Fishing ” and she said, “Wear sun-block.”