Girls Day

April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d

had at the beach during her “girls day” outing.

“But,” she told him, “It didn’t end all that great

for me.” “Why, what happened?” he asked. “I went out

to take a swim in the rough water but I didn’t go out far

because the waves were very bad. Then I suddenly noticed

that all the turbulence had caused the lower half of my

bikini to be stripped off. I looked and looked for it but it

was gone, gone, gone!” “For goodness sakes, sweetie,

what did you do?” “Do? Why I did what any respectable

female would do,… … I covered my face and eyes with my

hands and ran to the beach house as fast as I could.”