Bit Too Blond – Jokes10

Bit Too Blond

A blond woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to. She is

hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the

steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. The dispatcher said, “Stay

calm. An officer is on the way.” A few minutes later, the officer radios in. “Disregard.” He

says. “She got in the back-seat by mistake.”