A Blind Man Went To A Restaurant

A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?”

asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your

dirty forks. I will smell it and order.” The confused

owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned

to the blind man. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep

breath, “Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes

and spring vegetables.” “Unbelievable!” thought the

owner. The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the blind

man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good his smell

is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was

cooking and said, “Do me a favor and rub this fork over

your pri***e par**!” which she did! He then goes to the

man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it, puts it

to his nose and says, “Oh, interesting! I never knew

Brenda worked here!”