Medical Bill!

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian.

They’re immediately taken back to a room. Soon, a Labrador

walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves.

Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes

and leaves. Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some

medicine and hands the man a $250 bill. `This must be a

mistake,` the man says. `I’ve been here only 20 minutes!`

`No mistake,` the doctor says. `It’s $100 for the lab

test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.`