Mummy Is Embarrassed By Her Sons

So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the

living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her

friends. “MUM,” the boy yells at the top of his voice,

Well, needless to say, the mother is mortified at her

son’s language in front of her guests and scolds the young

boy “Quentin, we do NOT shout that word in this house!

Next time, just whisper, okay?” The little boy nods

sheepishly His mum takes him to the bathroom and tucks him

back into bed. The next night, little Quentin is busting to

go to the toilet again. So he gets out of bed, runs

downstairs into the living room, and there is his mother,

having a glass of wine with her friends. “Mum! I gotta

whisper, I gotta whisper!” Mum excuses herself and takes

Quentin to the bathroom, smiling at her son’s innocent

mistake, but relieved that he was at least more discreet

than last time She takes Quentin back upstairs and tucks him

into bed “Well done, sweetie,” she says, kissing him

goodnight, “that was much more polite.” A few nights go

by, and lo and behold, the little boy is busting to go to

the toilet again. So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs

into the living room, and there is his dad watching TV.

“Dad!”, Quentin says softly, “I gotta whisper, I gotta

whisper!” “Aw, is that so, little buddy?” says dad,

his eyes fixed on the television “Come on over here and

whisper in daddy’s ear.”