An Angel Gives Life To Male And Female Statues

Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city

park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues

and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary

statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am

giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do

whatever you desire.” The statues came to life and smiled

at each other. They ran toward some nearby woods and dove

behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he

listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and

twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged

from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel

looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You still have

15 minutes. Would you like to continue?” The male statue

looked at the female and asked, “Do you want to do it

again?” Giggling, the female statue said, “Sure, but

this time, you hold the pigeon down and I’ll crap on its

head!”