Executive Life Experiences

An important executive was telling friends at his country

club about some of his life experiences: “So I bought this

yacht that could carry fifty people and I took it out for a

maiden voyage and it hit a reef and sunk.” “Then I

bought an airplane and on the first flight it hit another

plane on the field and burned up.” “Then I married this

beautiful blonde and no sooner did I get home than I found

her foo***g aro**d with the chauffeur and I had to div***e

her.” “So what’s the moral?” one of the others

asked. “Clear as a bell,” said the old man. “If it

swims, flies, or fxcks, ….lease it, …don’t buy it.”