A Woman Walks Into A Bar

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work

cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & young woman

entered She was so striking that the man could not take his

eyes away from her The young woman noticed his

overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the

young woman said to him, I’ll do anything, absolutely

anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for

$100 on one condition’. Flabbergasted, the man asked what

the condition was. The young woman replied, ‘You have to

tell me what you want me to do in just three words’. The

man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his

wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five $20

bills, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand. He

looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully

said… ‘Paint my house’.