What Did He Say?

An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the

woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by

the highway police. Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?

the officer said. The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her

husband and asked, What did he say? He said you were

speeding! the old man yelled. The officer then asked, “May

I see your licence?” The woman turned to her husband

again, “What did he say?” The old man yelled back, “He

wants to see your licence!” The woman then gave the

officer her licence. I see you are from Hull, the officer

said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind

date with the ugliest woman I have ever seen.” The woman

turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he

say?” The old man replied, “He said he knows you!”