Little Johny And Her Father

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a

honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and

angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later

that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings

off a b**terfly. “That’s it! No b**ter for you for one

month!” says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny’s

mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen

floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find

Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny

looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her,

Dad, or do you want me to?”