A Famous Chinese Detective

A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with

another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo

Pan, to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later he received this report: Honorable Sir, You

leave house. I watch house. He come to house I watch. He and

she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I

follow. He and she get off train. I follow. He and she go in

hotel. I climb tree, look in window. He kiss she. She kiss

he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play

with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree. No see. No fee