Chester And Earl Went Hunting

Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says

to Earl, I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any

ducks out in the pond. If there aren’t any ducks out

there, I’m not going hunting.” So he sends the dog out

to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester

says, “Well I’m not going to go out. He only saw two

ducks out there.” Earl says, “You’re going to take the

dog’s barks for the truth?” Earl doesn’t believe it,

so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says,

“I don’t believe it-where did you get that dog’?

There really are only two ducks out there!” Chester says,

“Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you

want, you can get one from him, too.” So Earl goes to the

breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend

Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog

home, tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later

the dog returns with a stick in it’s mouth and starts

humping Earl’s leg. Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to

the breeder and says, “This dog is a fraud. I want my

money back!” The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So

Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for

ducks, it came back with a stick in it’s mouth and

started humping his leg. The breeder says, Earl, all he was

trying to tell you was that there are more fu*cking ducks

out there than you can shake a stick at.”