A Polish Man Had Married A Canadian Girl

A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had

been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was

far from perfect, the couple got on well. One day, though,

he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could

arrange for a div***e for him….”very quick!!!” The

lawyer explained that the speed of getting a div***e would

depend on the circumstances and asked these questions:

Lawyer; “Have you any grounds?!” Polish man; “An acre

and a half and a nice 3 bedroom house!!” Lawyer; “No, I

mean what is the foundation of the case?!” Polish man;

“It is made of concrete, bricks and mortar!!” Lawyer;

“Does either of you have a real grudge?!” Polish man;

“No, we have a carport… don’t need a grudge!!”

Lawyer; “I mean, what are your relations like?!” Polish

man; “All my relations live in Poland!!” Lawyer; “Is

there any infidelity in your marriage?!” Polish man;

“Yes… we have hi-fidelity stereo set and DVD player with

6.1 surround sound!!” Lawyer; “No, I mean does your wife

beat you up?!” Polish man; “No, I’m always up before

her!!” Lawyer; “why do you want this div***e?!” Polish

man; “She is going to kill me!!!!” Lawyer; “What makes

you think that?!” Polish man; “I got proof!!” Lawyer;

“What kind of proof?!” Polish man; “She going to

poison me. She buy bottle at drug store and I read label. It

say… POLISH REMOVER!!!!