A Woman Accidentally Farts

A woman goes into a tackle shop to buy a r*d and reel for

her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to

get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A

cashier is standing there wearing dark shades. She says,

“Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this r*d

and reel?” He says, “Ma’am, I’m completely blind;

but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you

everything from the sound it makes.” She doesn’t believe

him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, “That’s

a six-foot Shakespeare graphite r*d with a Zebco 404 reel

and 10-LB. test line.” “It’s a good all-around

combination and it’s on sale this week for only $20.00.”

She says, “It’s amazing that you can tell all that just

by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take

it!” As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the

floor. “Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,” he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At

first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is

no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted.

Being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only person

around. The man rings up the sale and says, “That’ll be

$34.50 please.” The woman is totally confused by this and

asks,… “Didn’t you tell me the r*d and reel was on

sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?” He replies,

“Yes, Ma’am. The r*d and reel is $20.00,”… “But

the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50.”

A woman accidentally farts in front of the blind cashier