A Blonde Walks Into A Store To Buy A New Television

A blonde walks into a store to buy a new Television She

looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for

herself She approaches the salesman and says “I would like

to buy this TV.” The salesman says “sorry, we cannot

sell you this in good faith, I don’t think you know what

you’re looking for.” Upset, the blonde storms out and

thinks to herself “He won’t sell me the TV because I’m

a woman and he thinks I need a man to choose for me, I’ll

show him.” She goes and buys a disguise with a short

haired wig and fake mustache then later returns to the store

dressed as a man. She looks around and finds her TV again

and walks it over to the counter. In her best male voice she

says “Good evening sir, I would like the purchase this

TV.” The salesman sees right through her disguise and says

“aren’t you the blonde woman from earlier? I told you I

will not sell you this.” The blonde gets upset and storms

out once more thinking to herself “So he won’t sell me

the TV because I’m blonde, figures! I’m coming back and

I’ll get that TV!” She goes to a local salon and has her

hair and eyebrows dyed brunette and once again returns to

the store. She picks up her TV and puts it on the counter

and says “I would like to purchase this television.” The

salesman slams his hands on the counter and says “Lady

listen you can’t keep coming back here and trying to

purchase this!” Confused the blonde says “How did you

know it was me? You saw through both disguises, are you some

sort of detective?” The salesman replies “I know it’s

you because you’ve been trying to buy a microwave all day,

not a goddamn TV!”