An Elderly Man Came Into A Shop

An elderly man came into a shop with a ‘Salesman Wanted’

sign in a window. He went up to the owner & said,

“I-I-I w-w-wanna-t the j-joooob-b.” “I don’t know if

this job would suit you because of your speaking

impediment,” said the owner. “I h-h-havvve a

w-wi-wiiiife & s-s-s-six k-kkkids, iiii-I re-really

neeeed thi-thi-this j-j-job!” said the man. “O.K. Here

are three Bibles. Go out & sell them.” said the owner.

So the man went out & came back an hour later.

“H-here-sss your m-m-money.” said the elderly man. The

owner was impressed, so he gave the man a dozen more Bibles

& sent him out. The man came back in two hours &

said, “Her-ers y-yooour m-m-money.” The owner said,

“This is fantastic. You sold more Bibles in three hours

than anyone has sold in a week. Tell me, what do you say to

the people when they come to the door?” “W-welllll,”

said the old man, “I r-r-ring the d-door bell, a-a-and

s-s-say ‘H-Hel-Hello, M-m-maaaaddam, d-d-do you w-w- want

t-t-t-to buy thi-thi-this B-B-Bible, oooor d-d-do y-you

w-w-want m’me t-toooo read it t-t-t-t-to you?