The British, French And Aussie’s Do A Study

The British, French and Aussie’s do a study. Several years

ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head

on a man’s p3**s is larger than the sh**t.  The study

took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds. The study

concluded that the reason the head of a man’s p3**s is

larger than the sh**t is to provide the man with more

pleasure during s*x. After the results were published,

France decided to conduct their own study on the same

subject.  They were convinced that the results of the

British study were incorrect. After three years of research

at a cost of in excess of 2 million Euros, the French

researchers concluded that the head of a man’s p3**s is

larger than the sh**t to provide the woman with more

pleasure during s*x. When the results of the French study

were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study.

The Aussies didn’t really trust British or French

studies.  So, after nearly three hours of intensive

research and a cost of right around 75 dollars (three cases

of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that

the reason the head on a man’s p3**s is larger than the

sh**t is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting

you in the forehead.