Once There Were Three Men

Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were

involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.

As they stood at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter came up to

them and said, “You will all be given a method of

transportation for your eternal use around Heaven. You will

be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport

chosen accordingly.” St. Peter looked at Charlie and said,

“You, Charlie, were a bad man. You che***d on your wife

four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old

beat-up Dodge.” Next, St. Peter looked at Mason and said,

“You were not so evil, but you still che***d on your wife

two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven

in a Toyota station wagon.” St. Peter finally looked at

Buck, and said, “You, Buck, have set a fine example. You

did not have s*x until after marriage, and you never che***d

on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through

heaven in a Ferrari.” A short time later, Mason and Buck

pulled up in their cars next to Buck’s Ferrari, and there

he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying.

“What’s wrong, Buck?” they asked. “You got a

Ferrari! You’re set forever! Why so down?” Buck looked

up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, “I just saw

my wife go by on a skateboard