A Pretty Student Nurse

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty,

young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge

bath. ‘Nurse’, he mumbles, from behind the mask. ‘Are

my priv***s black? ‘Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,

‘I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper

body and feet. ‘He struggles to ask again, ‘Nurse,

please check. Are my priv***s black?’ Concerned that he

may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry

about his priv***s, she overcomes her embarrassment and

pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his

man***d in one hand and his priv***s in the other. Then, she

takes a close look and says, ‘There’s nothing wrong with

them, Sir!’ The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at

her and says very slowly: ‘Thank you very much. That was

wonderful, but, listen very, very closely…… ‘Are my

test results back?”