Husband Mak**g L**e To Young Woman

One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in

their bedroom mak**g l**e to a very attractive young woman.

Naturally, she was very upset. “You are a disrespectful

pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me! I’m a

faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving

you. I want a div***e right away!” The husband replied,

“Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you

what happened.” “Go ahead,” she sobbed, “but

they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!” So the

husband began, “Well, I was getting into the car to drive

home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She

looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on

her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very

thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she

hadn’t eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I

brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you

last night. The ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re

afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them

in moments! Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a

shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes

were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as

she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you

have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say

they are too tight. I also gave her the unde***ar that was

your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I

don’t have good taste. I found the s**y blouse my sister

gave you for Christmas that you don’t wear just to annoy

her and I also donated those boots you bought at the

expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work

has a pair the same.” The husband took a quick breath and

continued, “She was so grateful for my understanding and

help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with

tears in her eyes and said…” “Do you have anything

else that your wife doesn’t use?”