A Guy Gets Home Early From Work

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises

coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife

na**d on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?”

he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s

dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,… “Daddy!

Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no

clothes on!” The guy slams the phone down and storms

upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips

open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother,

totally na**d, cowering on the closet floor. “You rotten

mongrel,” says the husband,… “My wife’s having a

heart attack, and you’re running around na**d scaring the

kids!”