Doctor I Have An Embarrassing S3x**l Problem

A man says to his doctor “Doctor, I have an embarrassing

s3x**l problem” The doctor says “Tell me about your s*x

life, “The man says “Well, first thing in the morning,

the wife and I have a quick ‘morning glory’. Then I go

to work and about eleven o’clock my secretary gives me a

BJ at my desk. I nip home at lunchtime and do the wife over

the kitchen table, then after work I go to see my mistress

from five until seven. Then after dinner my wife and I

generally hit the bed early for a serious session, sometimes

two or three.” “I see,” says the doctor, “and what

seems to be the problem?” “Well,” says the patient,

“it hurts when I m*sturbte.”