An Old Cowboy Walks Into A Saloon

An old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, Na**d….except for his

boots. “Where your clothes at, Slim?”, ask the one man

Back at the barn. I was feeding the horses when a beautiful

blonde drove up. She says, ‘I wanna show you something in

the barn. Follow me.’ So I followed her. She says, ‘Take

off all your clothes.’ So I do. Then she takes off her

clothes, and says, ‘You like what you see?’ Fellers, she

had the most bodacious body I ever did see! I said, ‘Yes,

ma’am, I do!’” Then she lays down on a blanket, all

friendly-like, and says, ‘Well, then, go to town,

Cowboy!’ So I pulled on my boots and here I am.