A Mother Had Three Vir**n Daughters

A Mother had 3 vir**n daughters. They were all getting

married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit

worried about how their s*x life would get started, she made

them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with

a few words on how marital s*x felt. The first girl sent a

card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said

nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then

went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:

"Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for

her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a

week after the wedding, and the card read:

"Benson&Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her

husband's cigarettes, and she read from the

Benson&Hedges pack: "Extra Long King Size." She was

again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom

waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still

nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.

Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words:

"British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar

magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and

finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three

times a day, seven days a week, both ways." (Mom fainted)